In the first episode of Downstairs Theater, hosts Louis Martinez (left) and Joe Farro (right) discuss AwfulPlasticSurgery.com, which is a website devoted to the good, bad and ugly of plastic surgery. This is followed by a lengthy discussion about Britney Spears' pregnancy, her ever changing bust size, and her website.

On the topic of celebrity websites, we did some searching to find out if Jeff Goldblum had an official website, and were instead greeted with a website called Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop...

Next, we take a look at a couple of websites (GoogleGlobetrotting.com and PerlJam.net) which index Google Map links that point to famous landmarks and interesting locations such as the Las Vegas Strip, the White House, the Playboy Mansion, etc. We also neither confirm nor deny the existance of Area 51.

After that, we discuss the movies "The Chronicles of Narnia" and "War of the Worlds". We also take a look at the online Star Wars fan film "Revelations".

Louis then tells the sad tale of attempting to set up a Windows XP computer with just a Serial ATA drive, and the troubles that are faced when you don't have a floppy drive installed in your computer.

Finally, the show is wrapped up with a neat way to make a creative, colorful background in Windows from just a few pixels.